So My Original Title Didn't Fit.

I'm a rhino, albeit a very knowledgeable one. I write and speak fluent English with a dramatic and often Machiavellian flair. This is difficult for most rhinos to understand, coupled with the fact that I'm frail and fleshy-skinned, and most have begun to disown me.

Apr 11

“No one asked you anything ever, so whomever’s name is Toby, why don’t you take a letter opener and stick it into your skull.”

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